"Let me just say this: when people talk about MY new wife, they're not talking about you." - my lovely husband attempting to end a sassy discussion behind the wording "new wife" (my interpretation: newly married, his? Well, you see that above)
He may not always have a way with words, but at least he requests Skittles on my behalf when someone inquires what we need from the store. He should be grateful my Love Language is "Gifts" - and NOT "Words of Affirmation".